December 2008
7 posts
Rob Huebel's recent texts with Rob Riggle
Huebel: Dude congrats on your last week on The Daily Show! Loved your last piece. Psyched for your westward expansion. Hubes.
Riggle: Thanks Brosama! I'll be coming out to LA to stay with you for a long time. Really looking forward to sharing my life with you forever. Can I borrow some money?
(Huebel doesn't reply for two days)
Riggle: I SAID...I'm going to live with you and I need to borrow some MONEY!
Huebel: Hey man. Calm down. I thought we were doing a bit. You seem really upset.
Riggle: Fuck that....You "calm down!" PAY ME MOTHERFUCKER!!
Huebel: I'm a little short on cash right now as we discussed. Please stop contacting me. My family is frightened by all of your phone calls.
Riggle: Fuck it...I'm coming over!
Huebel: No please. I don't want my children to see their father get humiliated. It's Christmas!!
Riggle: Shit!! I'm stuck in your chimney! It's getting hard to breath. Call the fire dept.
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It’s not strange to disagree about movies that are wildly different, and there are surely a few random movies that are very polarizing. What I find most interesting is which movie people consider the best movie from a particular director, as it is usually very telling and polarizing in a different way, so to this point I will propose a new personality test where you reblog your...